As promised, here’s my recap of Wizard World
Texas 2003, as
best as I can remember:
12:00 PM to
7:00 PM
Friday, November 21: Day One of the con kicks off and many cool things
happen. Unfortunately, I am apart of
none of them, as my sorry ass is stuck in Austin
counting pills until 5 o’clock.
5:30 PM: I’m
struck with the very depressing realization that all the stuff I wanted
to take
to get signed just isn’t going to fit.
7:00 PM: I, and
every other asshole with a car in Austin,
simultaneously make for I -35 North.
10:30 PM: I get
to my folks place in Keller, one of the more narcissistic suburbs
within the
greater metropolitan area of Fort Worth. I spend the next hour or so sorting through
the various comics I’ve brought with me, trying to figure out which
ones to
take on Saturday and which ones on Sunday.
After that, I try to fall asleep while brimming with Christmas
Eve-like
excitement for the next morning.
8:00 AM, Saturday,
November 22: I get my wake up call, and spend the next 15 minutes or so
unsuccessfully
trying to reach escape velocity from the gravitational pull of my bed.
8:40 AM: Eggs and
turkey bacon, baby. Breakfast of
champions.
9:00 AM: Armed with
a fuckload of comics, a couple of DVD’s, my ticket, and Mapquest
directions, I
depart eastward for Arlington.
9:30 AM: I arrive
on-site earlier than I figured, and am immediately greeted by the sight
of The
Ballpark in Arlington,
glorious
monument to sporting failure that it is.
I drive right past the fucker to the Arlington
Convention Center parking
lot.
9:45 AM: I finally
get to the end of the line for entrance into the show, located
somewhere
between the Bolivian-Argentinean border.
I get stuck between a pair of thirty-something retards debating
the
merits of the various Star Trek series
(I don’t care if they were right,
anybody planning to spend two hundred-plus dollars on a goddamn
lightsaber
replica is a retard!) and a pair of teens dieing to fellate Kevin
Smith’s
ego. Meanwhile, the head security guard,
an unshaven goat about my size with roughly twenty extra pounds of
muscle and
approximately one hundred extra pounds of gut, walks up and down the
human
daisy chain barking orders as if he was worth a damn.
10:00 AM: I finally arrive inside the
convention and achieve
geek Nirvana. It’s just so damn
big! I force myself to do the smart
thing and spend some time just locating where everything is, including
the ATM.
10:15 AM: My
first of many impulse buys takes place over at the Aspen Entertainment booth,
where I purchase the Aspen Sketchbook, featuring work from both Michael
Turner
and Talent Caldwell.
10:30 AM: I meet
up with my friend Tony and his uncle Rick, who has brought some amazing
Golden
and Silver Age books to sale and/or trade.
We overhear that writer Kurt Busiek will show at 11 AM to sign books and promote the
new Conan series over at the Dark Horse
booth. We plant ourselves right
in front of it.
11:05 AM: Busiek
shows a little late, but he does show.
Proving that I too am a huge nerd, I confess to Busiek that Astro City #1/2 is
still one of my favorite comics nearly eight years after
it was first published.
11:10 AM:
Completely randomly, artist George Perez drops by the line, graciously
offering
to sign copies of the Busiek-penned JLA/Avengers
series that he finally got to draw after two decades of delays.
11:25 AM: Most of
the other booths are either devoid of celebrities (well, comics
celebrities
anyway) or completely slammed. I take
the opportunity to chat with writer/artist David Mack about his title Kabuki, which I had just recently
read. I pick up a couple of Kabuki
collections, one of which Mack
lets me have at a reduced price since I don’t have correct change.
11:35 AM: I make
my way to the Artists’ Alley section of the con, conveniently shoved in
the back
corner of the show. I commission a
couple of art pieces from Bernard Chang (which earns me a pair of
raffle
tickets for an upcoming drawing jam to be held at 5:30 PM) and unknown
talent
Ruben Deluna, and I also purchase/receive a bunch of other promo comics
from
various guys wanting to get into the Industry.
11:50 AM: At the
very end of one of the Artists’ rows sits a large-breasted woman
peddling
“adult comics” which apparently feature her “likeness.”
Words fail me; laughter does not.
12:00 PM: I wonder
around aimlessly for a bit, trying to figure out which booth I should
get in
line for. Jim Lee is set to make an
appearance later, but it’s pretty clear that he won’t be sketching,
just
signing. The same goes for Michael
Turner. Marc Silvestri will be
sketching, but his start time gets pushed back to 1 PM.
12:05 PM: I do,
however, pick up an early copy of Wanted
#1 over at the Top Cow booth, which nets me another raffle ticket.
12:15 PM: I hit
the View Askew booth, figuring that to even have a chance of getting
autographs
from Kevin Smith I’ll need to be in line way the fuck early. The problem is, no one at his booth has any
fucking clue when, or if, Smith will show outside of his scheduled
panel later
in the afternoon.
12:20 PM: While
I’m trying to get the attention of one of the View Askew cretins so
that I can
buy a Chasing Amy art piece, rumor
begins to circulate that Smith and pal Jason Mewes will arrive shortly
for a
signing session. I get in what I believe
to be the line for this event.
12:35 PM: It
becomes painfully clear that no one at the View Askew booth has any
idea what
the fuck is going on. As the Wizard
lackeys try to organize the swelling ranks of the non-line that I’m
ashamed to
admit I was part of, a second rumor begins to make the rounds which
holds that
Smith is actually already there, hiding within the seven foot tall box
covered
by curtains that sits in the middle of the booth, purportedly “smoking
a
bowl.”
12:40 PM: Some
crazy teenaged blond girl gets overly excited and cries out “We love
you, Kevin
Smith!” Suddenly, I’m reminded of the
Bon Jovi concerts of the mid-80’s, except that instead of cheering for
Bon
Jovi, we were cheering for a seven foot tall box covered with curtains
that may
or may not have contained a fat man in a trench coat.
12:45 PM: Just as
things really start to get out of hand, a Wizard line monkey restores
order by
informing the crowd that Jason Mewes, and only Jason Mewes, will be
signing at 2 PM.
Problem is, the back half of the line (if you can even call it
that) is
informed first, so the early idiots (including yours truly) are
accidentally
screwed when the line is reformed elsewhere.
I admit I was disappointed, but I’m proud of myself for not
throwing a
fit like the dumbfuck behind me.
12:50 PM: Tony
and I get in the Mewes-only line.
12:55 PM: Tony
and I decide to sit down in the Mewes-only line. The
rest of the human dominoes follow suit.
1:00 PM: The utter
ridiculousness of waiting for over two hours to get Jason “You are the
ones who
are the ball-lickers!” Mewes’ autograph hits us like a freight train,
and we
decide to go get in line for Marc Silvestri.
It occurs to me that there is no way in hell that’ll get to meet
Kevin
Smith this weekend, when clearly over half of the attendees are there
for him
and him alone.
1:03 PM: The line
for Marc Silvestri is already stretching to Phoenix,
AZ.
We decide to go get lunch and try again later.
1:30 PM: After I
drive around in circles for a good fifteen minutes or so, we manage to
get to a
Joe’s Crab Shack.
1:45 PM: As we
eat shrimp and talk comics, the three of us are treated to the end of Ohio
State’s championship hopes
at the
hands of Michigan.
2:40 PM: We
arrive back at the con, and my backpack is significantly lighter now. I get in line for Silvestri again, which
really hasn’t shortened in length. Tony
decides to try for Jim Lee and heads off with some of my Batman
comics.
2:45 PM: I’m
joined by a father and son combo. Father
is very cool, and Son’s enthusiasm for the con is infectious. I spend much of the rest of the hour chatting
with them. In this time span, I traverse
about ten feet.
3:15 PM: I’m
about halfway through the line now, and Ricky shows up with three newly
signed
Batman comics for me.
3:25 PM: I’m
actually standing next to the booth at this point, and it suddenly
dawns on me
that I have no idea what the hell I’m going to get Silvestri to sketch
for
me.
3:40 PM: Top Cow
staffer Matt Hawkins sets out a preview copy of Silvestri’s upcoming New X-Men issue. The final
two pages feature a panel of the
White Queen. I now know what Silvestri
will be drawing for me.
3:50 PM: I can
actually see Silvestri now. While still
waiting, I get a chance to ask Hawkins when, if ever, Top Cow plans to
publish
the final issues of Rising Stars.
Hawkins, to his credit, gives an upfront, no bull-shit answer. The conclusion, for those of you also
curious, is due in summer 2004.
4:00 PM: Silvestri
signs my comics and does a beautiful head sketch for me.
The last hour and a half of my life is
totally worth it.
4:05 PM: I now
have to figure out what the hell to do with the rest of the remaining
day.
4:15 PM: It’s now
obvious that just about everyone has closed up shop for the day. I basically wander around a bit, trying to
kill time.
4:20 PM: I spot
George Perez for the umpteenth time running around by himself. How the hell he managed to get around all day
unmolested is beyond me.
4:30 PM: While
trying to decide if I want to buy a soda or not, I bump into Tom Reidy, who
excitedly reports that he managed to get his mini-comics into the hands
of
Kevin Smith. Frankly, I’m just impressed
he managed to see Kevin Smith.
4:40 PM: Out of
the corner of my eye, I see Jim Lee with his name badge turned over and
his
baseball hat jammed down (a disguise that was about as effective as a
giraffe
walking around in dark sunglasses), heading for Artist’s Alley. I spend the next ten minutes actually
stalking him (yes, I hate myself for it), in the vain hope that he’ll
sit down
and start drawing for a bit.
5:10 PM: The
drawing jam session held by Bernard Chang, John Paul Leon, and Sean
Chen gets
under way. The first drawing, a head
sketch of Elektra, is done by Chen. The
second piece, a drawing of the Silver Surfer by Leon,
comes next, and lo and behold, I win it.
This is followed by Chang’s rendition of Carnage . . . which I
also
miraculously win with my second, and final, raffle ticket.
Fearing death at the hands of a dork mob, I
flee with my bounty.
5:40 PM: I
purchase a replica of a Michael Turner piece at the Top Cow booth and
receive
yet another raffle ticket.
5:50 PM: The Top
Cow raffle starts. Three ticket numbers
are called out, then a fourth, which matches one of mine until the
final
digit. The sixth number does the same
thing with my other ticket. After two
near wins (and subsequent heart attacks) someone else wins the blasted
thing.
6:00 PM: Day Two
comes to a close, and I head for home.
9:00 PM: I spend
much of the night reading the various comics I received during the day,
the best
of which happens to be Conan #0,
beautifully illustrated by Cary Nord.
9:00 AM, Sunday,
November 23: Same deal as before, only this time I’ve learned from the
events
of yesterday and plan my day accordingly.
10:45 AM: I
haven’t learned a goddamn thing. For
some reason, it strikes me as a good idea to arrive closer to the
show’s start
time, and thus I start further back in line.
The only good thing is that a cold front came in the evening
before, and
the line is inside this morning.
10:50 AM: Some
guy is wearing an identical version of the X-Men jackets that the
characters
from the comic now wear per the 2001 revamp.
I’ve always liked that design, and thought that a real one would
be very
cool. I am very, very wrong.
11:00 AM: The
floor opens, and an announcement goes out that the Wizard booth will be
distributing tickets to a Kevin Smith signing session for later in the
day. The tickets run out long before I
can even think about getting one.
11:05 AM: I plant
myself in front of Sean Chen’s spot, determined to get a commission
piece, come
hell or high water.
11:15 AM: Chen
and friends finally show, looking like they’ve been up way too late the
previous night.
11:18 AM: Chen
seems somewhat reluctant to take on the commission, not due to time
constraints,
but rather from what I perceive to be a fear that he thinks I want a
nice,
polished piece. I convince him that a
normal sketch is just fine with me.
11:40 AM: Chen
gets hit up for a thousand other things, but manages to draw me a
rather
bad-ass Rachel pin-up all the same.
11:45 AM: It’s
already abundantly clear that the crowd is much thinner today, which is
great. The problem is that all of the
various signings all take place between noon
and 2 PM, and I’m pretty
sure I’m
going to have pick just one.
11:47 AM: I
discover that both Michael Turner and Talent Caldwell will be sketching
today
at the Aspen booth.
I get in the line that is already forming.
11:50 AM: I get
lucky as hell and wind up in line with a pair of very cool, very normal
art
students from Dallas. Shit, one of them even had a girlfriend! I chat with them during the considerable
wait.
12:05 PM: Michael
Turner, who looks a lot like a taller version of the Survivor/Schick Cuatro
guy, appears with a slight but noticeable limp, a sobering reminder
that his
battle with cancer two years ago wasn’t a complete victory.
12:45 PM: One of
the art students asks Turner for a Daredevil sketch, a character he
really
hasn’t drawn before. I happen to have a
copy of Daredevil on me (I
was hoping to get it signed by Kevin Smith and Joe
Quesada), and am able to help out with some reference.
I’m both proud and ashamed of being proud all
at once.
1:00 PM: It’s my
turn now, and I rather timidly hit Turner up for a head sketch of
Rachel. He draws it, in ink!, while
listening to one
of his buddies recount last night’s pool match.
1:10 PM: While I
wait my turn for Talent Caldwell, a pair of fools began bitching about
the
inconsistencies between the Spider-Man
and Hulk movies and the Spider-Man and
Hulk comics. Fortunately,
there are no sharp objects for with which me to stab
them.
1:20 PM: Caldwell
does an absolutely gorgeous head sketch of Suzie. The
day is already an unbridled success.
1:30 PM: The Jim
Lee, Joe Quesada, and Allison Mack (the actress from television’s Smallville)
lines are all now in lockdown. I choose
Turner and I stand by that choice.
1:40 PM: I happen
to recognize Scott Kurtz’s wife (how sick is that?) while I’m at the
concession
stand getting a five dollar chilli dog. The
Kurtz’s were clearly taking a break from their booth, so I let them be,
resolving to talk to them after lunch.
2:00 PM: My overly
expensive lunch is finished, and I hit the PVP booth to say hello more than
anything else. I discover to my dismay
that Kurtz’s father had been at the booth yesterday (that man is so
damn
funny!), and that I missed him. Brandon
Peterson late of CrossGen, is also there pimping his Chimera
sketchbook (which I, naturally, purchase) and his recent
exclusive contract with Marvel Comics.
He confesses, with quite a bit of excitement, that his first
title with
the company will be a new Dr. Strange
series with J. Michael Straczynski. This
title will, obviously, kick much ass.
2:15 PM:
I head back to Artist’s Alley for the last
time to pick up my Bernard Chang commission, which he’s actually just
finishing.
2:30 PM:
Virtually all of the booth signings are completed by this time, and all
that
remains that sounds cool is a second Allison Mack appearance and a
“Cinematic
Comics” seminar by Michael Turner, both of which begin at 3 PM. Since
I have
nothing for Miss Mack to sign (except for maybe my chest), I opt for
another
hour with Turner and make my way over to the appointed conference room.
2:35 PM: There
are several dumb looking guys waiting in the hall for the Michael
Turner
workshop, or so I thought. It turns out
that these guys got a “hot tip” that Kevin Smith would be walking by
after his
signing got through.
2:45 PM: Well,
I’ll be damned; the nerds are right.
Unbeknownst to me, Jason Mewes walks straight by me, sans long
hair and
looking shorter than I thought he would.
I wouldn’t have even realized it was him if he hadn’t asked
someone
where the bathroom was.
2:48 PM: Allison
Mack and a man I presume to be her boyfriend walk by, followed by the
security
goat.
2:50 PM: A guy
whose girlfriend is waiting in the hall next to me strides up to her
and
proudly gushes that he just pissed next to Jason Mewes.
2:54 PM:
Celebrity Red Rover continues as Allison Mack walks right back down the
hallway. I wonder aloud why the hell I
just didn’t stand here all weekend long.
2:56 PM: I turn
away for just a moment, and am startled by the sound of numerous flash
bulbs. Apparently, Kevin Smith did
indeed try to leave down this same magic hallway before realizing that
it was
being staked out. Either that, or he saw
his shadow, got scared, and ran back into his hole, dooming the world
to
another six weeks without Spider-Man/Black
Cat #3.
3:05 PM: Turner
shows up a little late again, but the seminar is a blast.
Turner runs it pretty informally, with plenty
of room for questions, random tangents, jokes, and interesting
story-telling
theory.
3:45 PM: My
friend calls me on my cell phone, and for the first time in my life I
become
“that guy.”
4:00 PM: The
seminar concludes and effectively, for me at any rate, so does the con. I run down the various aisles on the floor
one last time to make sure I didn’t miss anything, and get a quick
autograph
from writer Paul Dini.
4:15 PM: I head
from home, secure in the knowledge that WizardWorld will be back next
October
and that I can try for a Jim Lee sketch again then.
Seno
12/17/03
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